I know that soccer moms and DINKS are indeed different demographics, but I’m pleased to announce that there’s more than a sheer, glossy veil of Origins Liquid Lip Color between me and the canine family, last I checked.

One of those Meme things
1. Chocolate or Whipped Cream:
Chocolate. And the only body part anything sticky goes on is toes.
2. Leather or PVC
Latex, fool! Or Leather. PVC traps sweat in a singularly disgusting way long after it comes off. Ugh.
3. Outdoor Sex or Indoor Sex:
Indoors. I’ve had sex on a beach, in Nantucket, no less. [...]