I’m Kat. I’m 34, a professional artist and designer by day (it can happen.) This is my blog. Everyone has to have a blog, right?

I’m cute, overeducated, and appear to be fairly normal. A little alternative, maybe, but no bells and whistles would alert you to my super secret double identity as a FemDom, pervert, cuckoldress, and phone sex siren. I talk it ’cause I live it.

My real life is pervy, decadent and fun. But that’s just what I draw on for my even more pervy decadent and fun second life as a phone sex diva. Yeah, I know, phone sex, pretty trashy, 2 AM 1-900 numbers ads with huge hair and stuff - but I thought, it had so much potential and could be so much more. Someone to talk Henry Miller dirty with into the wee hours.

Happily I seem to fit into a little grassroots movement of kinds - a small but dedicated handful of us are going for class, brains, and refinement. But not so refined that a good F-bomb dropped turns me off - I said Henry Miller, not Henry James after all.

I believe that words are THE most powerful aphrodisiac, that phone can be the conduit for the hottest fantasy, that intelligence and “the big head” trump fast cheap and easy every time when it comes to really memorable sex.

As for my likes, I think it’s pretty clear if you wander around the blog a bit. I’m Dominant, persuasive, naughty, intelligent, serious, wicked, and generally I wind up liking people in spite of my professed misanthropy.

I love to talk, I can be won over if you appeal to my narcissism and control freakiness, and I prefer sex toys to handbags for my birthday.