now, it could be argued that that’s not THAT much work…

The Onion gets Teri Gross levels of candor, fuck-it-all, and wit from Teri Garr in this interview. I always liked her - I think she was an early girlcrush of mine, who could do vulnerability without stupidity.

And she calls the industry to the carpet. Seriously. And also gives you some idea of how she navigated it:

AVC: So in your autobiography, you say that you had trouble landing an audition around the time of Tootsie. Yet here you were with three of the biggest movies of the ’70s—Close Encounters, Young Frankenstein, and Oh, God!—and you still weren’t considered a star?

TG: I know! I can’t figure it either. But it’s always been hard to get my foot in the door, so it’s made me cling to insecurities. “Oh, they don’t like me!” But once I got those chances, it opened up more opportunities. Thank God. I don’t know why, but it was always hard for me. Did you read the part about when I auditioned for West Side Story? I used to read the trades when I was in high school, and I would go to all these auditions. I auditioned for West Side Story and got kicked out. A couple days later, my friend said she was going to the callbacks, and I said, “I’m going with you.” And she said, “You can’t go! You got dinged!” And I said, “I don’t care. Now I know what they want.” So I went back and I got the job, just by being pushy and ornery. And that’s how I figured out how to get jobs in this town.

Read this, just drop what you’re doing and read this.

Hey guys - I’ve taken the erotic hypnosis off of my regular listings, because I need more room in the listings to explain the specialization. I believe this is going to merit its own secondary site sometime soon. Until that happens, the rate is a low (for erotic hypno) 1.99 per minute.

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I know some of you are thinking “you can’t be serious.” I know because I was one for a long time. I thought I was not able to trance because people had tried so much stupid erotic hypno script crap out on me in the past. It was in yoga class, of all places, that I was shown what trance felt like, what it could do, and how easy and pleasant it actually is to get there.

I began studying the phenomenon because I found it so relaxing and so restorative, and it can be most erotic as well as a great way to enhance D/s control. If you have questions, or reservations, I’m happy to answer your questions by email or niteflirt mail. (phoneindiscretionsatgmaildotcom)

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One of those Meme things

1. Chocolate or Whipped Cream:
Chocolate. And the only body part anything sticky goes on is toes.

2. Leather or PVC
Latex, fool! Or Leather. PVC traps sweat in a singularly disgusting way long after it comes off. Ugh.

3. Outdoor Sex or Indoor Sex:
Indoors. I’ve had sex on a beach, in Nantucket, no less. It involved sand in orifices and aggressive biting flies, highly overrated.

4. In the Jacuzzi or In Bed?
In bed, there aren’t good tie-down points in the Jacuzzi.

5. Bad Sex or No Sex:
Bad sexual technique can be mitigated by just ess emming the person violently instead and having my O later. So if they’re a masochist, I’m fine.

6. Dominate or Be Dominated:

With the exception of one human of the teeming millions on the earth, I pick the former.

7. Thigh Highs or Bodystocking:
Stockings. Garters. The ones that NEED garters. Jesus, people.

8. Fast or Slow:
Slow.

9. Rough or Gentle:

Rough, but this question is probably not meant like that for the women of the world. In which case the answer is as hard as I say. As fast as I say. Where I say.

10. Bite or Suck:

They’re both very useful seductions, but I like marks, so, biting.

11. Roleplay or Reality:
Roleplay rooted in reality. So, not “let’s pretend we’re catholic priests” but “if you were here, I’d…”

12. Dirty Talking or Dirty Talking To:
Yes, please.

13. Edible panties or No Panties:
What kind of lunatic thought these would be a good idea? Sans culottes, plz, kthks.

14. Spanking Paddle or Barehanded:
A beautiful paddle. Gorgeous, polished, the handle smooth enough to insert, and they kiss it before I use it on them.

15. Landing Strip or Kojak:
Landing strip. I’m an adult, I want the decor to say so.

16. Multiple Sessions or One Good Fuck:
One. Really. Good. Fuck.

17. Moaning or Screaming:
Moaning. Screaming just always seemed so gauche. I have trouble buying whatever the story is at that point, whereas moaning has me convinced.

18. Older Men or Young Men:
Older until I’m 45. I’ve got a while.

19. Threeway or No Way:
Threeway, absolutely.

20. Swing or No Swinging:
Can someone please call it something else? Open marriage all the way.

Maybe if we ran off to our anonymous hotel, our gilded cage, no words, nohow. Not even a semi-literate Beckett nonsense, but no words. Animals. I taste you. I know everything I want to know. I know you by your cries and stutters, how we each go weak and go strong around one another without needing to map it out before we go. We could live in each other like that for two days. Inhabit you, inhabit me, eating room service just enough to consume each other again.

I’ve added a new Niteflirt line and listing.

It’s, as far as I know, a fairly unique roleplay. Here’s the concept:

Here’s the deal - I reject you.

I might be the hot woman you walk up to in a bar and hit on, only to be laughed at. I might be the nice girl you ask out who is trying her best to uncomfortably let you down easy. I might be the wife telling you it’s no good, the sex is terrible, though I love you so very much. I might be your girlfriend breaking up with you because she met someone better.

It can be bittersweet, it can be immature and snotty, it can be gentle but firm.

Ideal for humiliation connoiseurs, emotional masochists, intelligent roleplayers.

I’ve been exploring this notion on a lot of my humiliation calls lately - and I’ve been having fun kind of spinning into these little sideways explorations of rejection. Different kinds of turn-downs, not just put-downs.

In some ways, isn’t it worse to be “let down gently?” Doesn’t it hammer home the vast power imbalance that’s implied in that kind of a rejection?

I also have a Custom Dear John Letter service - for $20 I can write a rejection letter to your specifications and send it to you via email or niteflirt email - it’s great long-term humiliation fetish wank fodder!

Courtesy of WFMU - which I am listening to now. I remember most college radio being like this at one point - bold, vexing through lack of song and station ID, creating those pull over to the side of the road and LISTEN moments, which leave you wondering and never quite finding out what you were listening to. Kind of the experience you’d get hearing Robert Frank for the first time at 3 am.

Anyhow, some vintage WTH. I’m tempted to say “this is REALLY me, call now!”

This could be a starlet, but I imagine from the cheese of the set, a minor one. I want those gloves (?) arm things.

High quality TG glamour, from France. And GG/TG content! A particular fetish of mine - TG Dommes with gender girl bottoms. Toyra makes me feel a little soft and squishy on the power spectrum, I confess. This is a remarkably classy site.

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